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Famous. Last. Words.

I don’t fucking cry.

 
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Posted by on January 8, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

Fuck ‘em all. Trust a few.

I don’t trust you, missy.

 
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Posted by on January 6, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

If You Hear the “Fuck” in your Left Ear, Raise Your Left Hand.

Other Person:   I just don’t want it to be fucked up

H:                        It’s already fucked up. I told you that.

 
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Posted by on January 5, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

A Whole New Kind of Unfuckable

You just can’t seem to get yourself unfucked, can you?

 
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Posted by on December 23, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

Easy as Pie. Piece of Cake. Simple as Fucked.

They fucked you over. That simple.

 
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Posted by on December 18, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

Congrats, Heather.

Our company had an end-of-year meeting last night and gave out awards. Here’s the best one:

“People Who Say Blog-worthy Things Every Single Day”
Winner: Heather.

The fucking secret’s out.

 
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Posted by on December 17, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

Indigfuckingnation.

Don’t look indignant with me, buddy. I’m fucking helping you.

 
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Posted by on December 9, 2009 in Uncategorized

 
 
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