Famous. Last. Words.

I don’t fucking cry.

 

Fuck ‘em all. Trust a few.

I don’t trust you, missy.

 

If You Hear the “Fuck” in your Left Ear, Raise Your Left Hand.

Other Person:   I just don’t want it to be fucked up

H:                        It’s already fucked up. I told you that.

 

A Whole New Kind of Unfuckable

You just can’t seem to get yourself unfucked, can you?

 

Easy as Pie. Piece of Cake. Simple as Fucked.

They fucked you over. That simple.

 

Congrats, Heather.

Our company had an end-of-year meeting last night and gave out awards. Here’s the best one:

“People Who Say Blog-worthy Things Every Single Day”
Winner: Heather.

The fucking secret’s out.

 

Indigfuckingnation.

Don’t look indignant with me, buddy. I’m fucking helping you.