Professional Copy Fucker

For the bottle one, we’re going to fuck with the copy.

 

Sound Thinking

Heather:                That’s client voice. I’m glad you noticed the difference.
Other Person:       Yeah, it was high pitched with less swearing.

 

Like. As if. Whatever. Fucker.

Like, how the fuck’s all that shit going to work?

 

Transfuckinglations

Let me get this out of your language and into mine.

 

Twice In One Day

Change your fucking attitude, buddy! I need more positivity around here!

 

Negative Attracts Positive

I need more positive reinforcement in my life, COWORKER.