I don’t fucking cry.
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Other Person: I just don’t want it to be fucked up
H: It’s already fucked up. I told you that.
Our company had an end-of-year meeting last night and gave out awards. Here’s the best one:
“People Who Say Blog-worthy Things Every Single Day”
The fucking secret’s out.
You want to die? You think I’m mean? …I’m only part-Irish-Italian. She’s full.
I’m going to kill you, because you keep on coming to me every day for a new person.
I hear it all. I comment on only the obnoxious ones.
Heather: That’s client voice. I’m glad you noticed the difference.
Other Person: Yeah, it was high pitched with less swearing.
OTHER PERSON: And, we don’t want you to be hungry.
H: That generally involves a lot of cursing.
I just want to understand. You spent half of the last 3 months on vacation, and now you’re talking about socks. How much do we pay you??
Heather: OK. Give me a dollar 25…50…dollar 50!
Other person: I’m not supporting your coke habit.
I’m so sick of hearing fucking “guidelines.” I don’t believe you…This isn’t a guideline; it’s a plan!
This is not the argument that’s going to work on me. But I appreciate the attempt and the gumption you showed.
It’s fucked up. Do it again. It’s fucked up. Do it again. It’s fucked up. Do it again.
Other Person: Hey, Heather. How you doin’ over there?
H: I’ve got an attitude problem.